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Metal Euphemisms For Sex
Black Metal: Sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition.
Death Metal: Slamming her gaping axe wound with my engorged flesh hammer,
Power Metal: Blessing her enchanted crevice with my magic scepter.
Folk Metal: Thrusting my spear into the eye of the gods.
Anonymous asked: Y U NO GET NAKED FOR US ANYMORE? :(
bat-tastic asked: do want. please cum in my mouth? :p